Though a site where kids ask questions about sex isn't that interesting, the replies from Ask Four Poles make it gold.
For example:
My boyfriend has been on vacation for about a month now and I want to surprise him with a bubble bath for both of us. My period is gonna be about a week ended by the time he comes. Is it safe to take a bath with him and I won't get pregnant?
signed: Lita
Answers
Bogdan:
Most likely, yes. That's why women who swim in public pools have an 82% chance of pregnancy.
In the past, the worst part was you didn't even know who the father was. Now, men have to give a blood sample when they swim and their DNA is automatically matched to children conceived while swimming. Child support payments are automatically deducted from pool membership fees.
Is there an undiscovered saurian species in Colorado? Well, I don't know, but if there is, I'm sure that within 30 days my wife will bring one home to live in our house as a pet...
Congratulations to Lance Armstong, who once again has proved it takes only one American, with one testicle, to conquer all of France.