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Though a site where kids ask questions about sex isn't that interesting, the replies from Ask Four Poles make it gold.

For example:
My boyfriend has been on vacation for about a month now and I want to surprise him with a bubble bath for both of us. My period is gonna be about a week ended by the time he comes. Is it safe to take a bath with him and I won't get pregnant?
signed: Lita

Answers

Bogdan:

Most likely, yes. That's why women who swim in public pools have an 82% chance of pregnancy.

In the past, the worst part was you didn't even know who the father was. Now, men have to give a blood sample when they swim and their DNA is automatically matched to children conceived while swimming. Child support payments are automatically deducted from pool membership fees.



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